Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Frustrated Texter Archives
FRUTRATED TEXTER ARCHIVES
I’m not the type of person that likes meeting acquaintances through text. I show great admiration to those who can spend an inordinate amount of time texting. Because I really find that not easy. After four or five text replies all I can say is– “hehe”.
I have nothing against people na pwede tamaan ng post na ito, especially those that are into text-mates (I’ve tried having a textmate once, fine, not just once). Abnormal lang siguro ako kaya hindi ko ma-gets yung point nila. This is just an observation and a non sense opinion of mine.
May mga trends in texting na di ko na talaga na-adopt.. Wahh! I hope at 19 years old, di naman ako mapag-iwanan.
Some texts that I have received during the past years that made me laugh:
TXTER: Eow Pow.
Me: hello. Cno to?
TXTER: hu u?
(ay POOOTEK!)
T: Hi! Pwd pow mkpg-fwendzz?
M: Cno to?
T: Ano pow? Pwede pow ba?
M: Eh cno nga muna po ito ?
T: cge pow. Ayw pow u yta.
(YUN YON EH! SINO K NGA DI BA?)
T: Hello. Pwd mkpgtxtm8?
M: Ah, hnd ako nkkpgtxtm8 eh. Wer did u get my #?
T: Ah, y nmn po?
M: (Hindi na nagreply dahil wala ng load)
T: bkt d n po u reply?
(AFTER APPROXIMATELY 30 MIN)
T: BKT AYW U PO RPLY? AKALA U PO CNO U MAGANDA!!
(YEHEY GALIT NA SYA!)
Isang araw while I’m eating:
T: Kmsta nmn ang pgkain m?
M: (NPRANING MODE) cno k? nsan k?
T: d n importante
M: cno k nga?
T: HOPE UR EYEBALLS FALL OUT OF UR FACE. U STUPID BITCH!
M: ah ok
(GALIT BA SYA? Tsk tsk tsk)
____________________________
Anyways, texters that surely caught may attention are as follows (As I said earlier, peace sa matatamaan=)):
Texters with inappropriate use of the letters “Z” and “W”:
E.G.:
Ø eow pow
Ø ingatz pow
Ø pwamiz pow
Texters who unnecessarily spell an abbreviated or shortened word:
E.G.:
Ø take care- tee cee
Ø cge po- cgeh phow
Ø ok- owkei/ owkhey/ owkhei
Ø po- pooh/pow/phow/poh/phowe
Ø welcome- welchum
Ø musta- muztah/ mushtah/ mhuztah
Ø morning- mhownin/ mhow- ning
Texters who substitute letter “d” for “g”:
E.G:
Ø ganon- danon/ danun
Ø gawa mo- dawa mo
Ø gandang umaga- dandang maga
Different kinds of “hehe”
Ø gege
Ø jeje
Ø he3, he4, he5, he6, o kung ilang beses mo gusto mag-ഹെഹെ
___ഇന് കന്ക്ലുസഷന്, ഫോര് മി ഇറ്റ്സ് മോര് എഫ്ഫെച്ടിവേ കന്വേര്സിംഗ് ഇന് ആന് അസ്സോര്ത്മെന്റ്റ് ഓഫ് വെര്ബല് ആന്ഡ് നോണ് വെര്ബല് കംമുനികാറേന് രതെര് തന് ത്രൂ ട്സ്ടിന്ഗ്.hehe
I have nothing against people na pwede tamaan ng post na ito, especially those that are into text-mates (I’ve tried having a textmate once, fine, not just once). Abnormal lang siguro ako kaya hindi ko ma-gets yung point nila. This is just an observation and a non sense opinion of mine.
May mga trends in texting na di ko na talaga na-adopt.. Wahh! I hope at 19 years old, di naman ako mapag-iwanan.
Some texts that I have received during the past years that made me laugh:
TXTER: Eow Pow.
Me: hello. Cno to?
TXTER: hu u?
(ay POOOTEK!)
T: Hi! Pwd pow mkpg-fwendzz?
M: Cno to?
T: Ano pow? Pwede pow ba?
M: Eh cno nga muna po ito ?
T: cge pow. Ayw pow u yta.
(YUN YON EH! SINO K NGA DI BA?)
T: Hello. Pwd mkpgtxtm8?
M: Ah, hnd ako nkkpgtxtm8 eh. Wer did u get my #?
T: Ah, y nmn po?
M: (Hindi na nagreply dahil wala ng load)
T: bkt d n po u reply?
(AFTER APPROXIMATELY 30 MIN)
T: BKT AYW U PO RPLY? AKALA U PO CNO U MAGANDA!!
(YEHEY GALIT NA SYA!)
Isang araw while I’m eating:
T: Kmsta nmn ang pgkain m?
M: (NPRANING MODE) cno k? nsan k?
T: d n importante
M: cno k nga?
T: HOPE UR EYEBALLS FALL OUT OF UR FACE. U STUPID BITCH!
M: ah ok
(GALIT BA SYA? Tsk tsk tsk)
____________________________
Anyways, texters that surely caught may attention are as follows (As I said earlier, peace sa matatamaan=)):
Texters with inappropriate use of the letters “Z” and “W”:
E.G.:
Ø eow pow
Ø ingatz pow
Ø pwamiz pow
Texters who unnecessarily spell an abbreviated or shortened word:
E.G.:
Ø take care- tee cee
Ø cge po- cgeh phow
Ø ok- owkei/ owkhey/ owkhei
Ø po- pooh/pow/phow/poh/phowe
Ø welcome- welchum
Ø musta- muztah/ mushtah/ mhuztah
Ø morning- mhownin/ mhow- ning
Texters who substitute letter “d” for “g”:
E.G:
Ø ganon- danon/ danun
Ø gawa mo- dawa mo
Ø gandang umaga- dandang maga
Different kinds of “hehe”
Ø gege
Ø jeje
Ø he3, he4, he5, he6, o kung ilang beses mo gusto mag-ഹെഹെ
___ഇന് കന്ക്ലുസഷന്, ഫോര് മി ഇറ്റ്സ് മോര് എഫ്ഫെച്ടിവേ കന്വേര്സിംഗ് ഇന് ആന് അസ്സോര്ത്മെന്റ്റ് ഓഫ് വെര്ബല് ആന്ഡ് നോണ് വെര്ബല് കംമുനികാറേന് രതെര് തന് ത്രൂ ട്സ്ടിന്ഗ്.hehe
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